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in the event of an emergency... [10 Sep 2008|06:31pm]
this shit is still here?

neat!
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over it [15 Sep 2006|03:42pm]
i think i'm pretty much done with this thing.

you can always find me on the dark side, though:

http://www.myspace.com/shelluke
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looking for one bedroom [27 Jul 2006|09:16am]
i need a new place to live. does anyone know of a new place to live? or an old place that feels new?

all i really need is some place clean and relaxed that is within walking distance to my job at the grit and is around 300 bucks a month. that's about all i can afford right now.

can you help me? please let me know. thank you.
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slayer [26 Jun 2006|09:05pm]
8 free tickets for slayer tomorrow night available.
first come, first serve.
we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason.
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n/a [27 Apr 2006|07:28pm]
thank you, thank you very much.
this next song is about eating pussy.
two, three, four...
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[?] [16 Apr 2006|11:01pm]
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an open invitation [05 Apr 2006|11:17pm]
i am going to soon start recording a great deal of solo musical material.
this is an open invitation to anyone and everyone i know who isn't already in a band with me to be involved. i've already personally asked a few of you, but in order to get this ball rolling i feel that i'll need to make promises that are harder to keep.

there is no genre to this project, it's just going to be myself making music with my friends. it is called students.

there's some old electronic stuff there now but that should hopefully be gone very soon, i want to get started on this right away.

(edit: to clarify, this is more for my athenian and atlantian friends, those most readily available to come over on a lazy afternoon and spend time on the porch with guitars, carpenter bees, cheap beers, and a sequencer.)

please let me know if you are interested.
even if you think i'm not, you are probably wrong.
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click clack omgwtf [07 Mar 2006|11:15pm]
when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

i try to remember and embrace that at all times, but there's this thick gray mist of doom lingering around everything i touch today. like being on a rollercoaster, and as you reach the top of the lift hill you can see that the track stops halfway up the next. it is terribly difficult to embrace that plunge when you know the drift back up to the top is designed specifically to kill you.
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world finals 7 [03 Mar 2006|05:52pm]
Thank you for your reservation at Circus Circus Hotel & Casino in Las
Vegas. Below you will find your confirmation number and deposit
amount as well as your arrival date. If you should need to change
your reservation, please call our reservation center at 1-877-224-7287
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Thank You
Circus Circus Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, Nevada
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best song probably ever [28 Feb 2006|02:15pm]
i used to be afraid of giants, but Marriage has taught me to love and embrace them.
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in no particular order [21 Feb 2006|03:19am]
chilled sesame green beans
regina spektor
roller coaster tycoon 3
playing MACROCK
sleeping
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from an interview with bear vs. shark [14 Feb 2006|02:30am]
And then there's actually a band called We Versus The Shark and I think that's bullshit. And you can tell them that if you ever see them. Tell them that I think their name is bullshit.

It'll be in the interview. I assure you everyone will know that We Versus The Shark is full of shit. Full of shark shit.

They even acknowledged in an interview that they knew who we were before they named their band.

Terrible. Just terrible.

I hate them. Anyways. Moving on.
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roses [14 Feb 2006|01:39am]
erik sanko asked us numerous times this weekend if he could please produce the next we versus the shark album. i really hope we can find the means to allow him to do it. there is a growing number of heroes present in the contacts list of my cell phone.

p.s. - every time i read that last sentence, it sounds wronger (sic).
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2nd gun [09 Feb 2006|10:23pm]
my band we versus the shark is playing a show tomorrow night with a band called skeleton key.
please come look at it.
skeleton key are a very good band.
you will like looking at them making music.
we will try to be okay to look at too.
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swamp-thing vs. predator [02 Feb 2006|01:22am]
i'd like to announce two things:

1. i'm gay for jace bartet.

2. If you love me you will fill out this form.

THANXORZ!
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HELLOCTOPUS ARMPITS [02 Feb 2006|12:49am]
let's see what i know for sure:

1. batman begins was effing sweet. i was giggling and cheering the whole time. everyone who gave this movie lukewarm reviews obviously only saw the last two batman movies in passing. this is a potential reclamation of the dark knight's cinematic integrity. doctor crane isn't in right now, but if you'd like to make an appointment...

2. father cannonmouth ftw.

3. bbq tofu is good. also, give me more peach cobbler. now.

4. good song.

OTHERWISE I AM HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME SORTING THINGS OUT AND I AM ATTEMPTING TO SAVE YOU ALL FROM ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE EPISODE OF MY WEB-RAGE. I AM VERY BAD ABOUT USING THE INTERNET FOR FREAKING OUT. SORRY. NOT GONNA HAPPEN ANYMORE. MAYBE. HOPEFULLY. DOES ANYONE ELSE GET WEB-RAGE? GAH!
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fuck it, i'm a millionaire! [31 Jan 2006|10:41pm]
Subject: MR ALAM A. FIELDS
Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 13:24:27 -1000

MR TUNDE WILLIAMS
ACCOUNT OFFICIAL OF INTER-CONTINENTAL BANK PLC
P.H: 234-1-723-6792



Hello Fields,

With due respect, trust and humility, I write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence, Although, I am constrained by insufficient information about you, but I will express in full the main objectives of this proposal.

My name is Mr.Tunde Williams I work in the credit and accounts department of Inter-continental Bank of Nigeria Plc,Lagos, Nigeria. I write you in respect of a foreign customer with our bank, before his sudden death. His name is Mr.Alam A. Fields, He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria in the year 2002 May 4th. Sir,since the demise of this our customer, Mr.Alam A.Fields, who was an oil Merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the deposit records and accounts and since then no body has come to claim the money in this a/c as next of kin to the late Engineer He had only $9.5mllion in his a/c and the a/c is coded. It is only an insider that could produce the code or password of the Deposit particulars. As it stands now, there is nobody in that position to produce the needed information other than my very self considering my position in the bank as his account officer.Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as next of kin,I hereby ask for your cooperation in using your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a foreign offshore bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you.

At this point I am the only one with the information because I have removed the deposit file from the safe. By this doing,what is required of you is to send an application laying claims of the deposit as next of kin to the deceased officially to the director of our bank., I am asking for your assistant to release the money to you as his relation/next of kin for safekeeping and subsequent disbursement. I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive but I am assuring you of the security of us all as modalitieshave been perfected for a swift and smooth operation.

You are being contacted because you share the same name with the deceased. Since nobody showed up for his money and I don't want it to go back into Federal Government account as unclaimed bill when the next audit is conducted. The banking law and guideline here stipulates that such money if remain unclaimed, will be transferred into banking treasury as unclaimed effect. The request of a foreigner to act as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Nigerian cannot stand asnext of kin to a foreigner. You are most qualified in this transaction as you share the same name with the deceased. I am ready to negotiate the mode of sharing with you. I will visit your country for the disbursement/investing of my share according to the percentages we shall agree upon after the successful transfer of the money to your account.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100% hitch-free and that there is absolutely no risk in it, having concluded the modalities for a smooth operation and my position in the bank guarantees its successful execution. All I require is your honest co-operation, a guarantee of your sincerity and capability to enable us conclude this deal. Note however that the sensitive nature of this transaction demands that you have to keep it absolutely confidential.

I will need your full name and address,telephone and fax number for the processing of the transfer in your name and favour. Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigneras the next of kin is Occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and for that reason alone a Nigerian cannot represent as next of kin. When you contact me,then we shall discuss on how the money will be split between us. Trusting to hear from you,

I remain Respectfully yours

Mr Tunde Williams
Intercontinental Bank plc
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gothic y'all [29 Jan 2006|12:26am]
true gothic from my perch on the church
y'know wiccans ain't shit but cloves and
stone-real gotham drives that bitch to the bank
because the devil's just a kitten in corpse paint


oh man, death to false metal!

i'm not sure which i am more of: bored or tired.

complaint #132487132897123457345326419824375197643

i think i have an extra go to 20 line.
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monster jam 2006 report [17 Jan 2006|01:12am]
we had a lot of people:

four rows of seven. 28 total in my party.
that's a lot of 15-inch hotdogs and $7.50 24oz icehouses.

chris myth, leading the pack amongst my newest favorite peoples ever:

that's BRU-TUS, written in blood i believe, across chris' knuckles.
and yes, brutus deserved it. chris bergeron is one of my main men in the sport today.

monster truck racing goes like this:
trucks line up to race, and then maximum destruction wins, because tom meents is insane...

...and fast as shit.

there were so many of my personal athenian heroes present!



it was one of the best yet.
next year, we may rent a sky box. or two. you should come.
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a mysterious time stream evolves you [13 Jan 2006|12:54pm]
[ mood | a mysterious time stream ]

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